Ponderables

Questions from my 2-year-old and 6-year-old; followed by my answers…

Daddy, do crocodiles eat turtles?
I think they do, honey. I’ll try to look it up for you.

Daddy, did God make windows?
No, Microsoft did.

Daddy, what would we do without armpits?
Well, we  wouldn’t be able to armpit fart – that’s for sure.

Daddy, do crocodiles eat turtles?
I think so, honey. Try to remind me to look that up for you. Daddy’s a little forgetful.

Daddy, what would we do without butts?
Well, then I guess armpit farts would be the only farts, sweetie.

Daddy, why are you home so early? Did you get fired?
No, sweetie. I tried really hard to, but they’re keeping me longer as punishment.

Daddy, do crocodiles eat turtles?
Yes, honey, I’m pretty sure they do. I promise to look it up for you if I ever remember.

Daddy, why is the sky blue?
Because we live in the eye of a blue-eyed giant. Winter is coming!

Daddy, do crocodiles eat turtles?

Mommy, why is Daddy banging his head into the wall?

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