Epitome of Random – vol 17

-I’m starting the first anti-social media site. I’m calling it PalmBook!

-I am still thoroughly convinced King Kong would beat Indominus Rex.

-I don’t care about Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner’s penis or lack thereof.

-Of all the animals I’ve seen outside of my house in the wee hours of the morning going to work, only the skunks make me stay inside a little longer.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Suicide Squad, Deadpool. Yeah, I’m totally stoked about the movie line-up for 2016 even though I haven’t seen a single 2015 movie. (Or 2014, or 2013…)

-I saw an employee of the local Firehouse Subs wearing a shirt which read “STAND BACK 200 FEET” on the back. Sheesh, if it’s gonna give me that much gas perhaps I’ll settle for McDonald’s.

-A few years back I thought of opening a restaurant called Lion Burger. One of the sandwiches was going to be called the Cecil. Guess that’s not such a good idea now.

-Yes, that last one was probably too soon.

 

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