-I’m starting the first anti-social media site. I’m calling it PalmBook!
-I am still thoroughly convinced King Kong would beat Indominus Rex.
-I don’t care about Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner’s penis or lack thereof.
-Of all the animals I’ve seen outside of my house in the wee hours of the morning going to work, only the skunks make me stay inside a little longer.
–Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Suicide Squad, Deadpool. Yeah, I’m totally stoked about the movie line-up for 2016 even though I haven’t seen a single 2015 movie. (Or 2014, or 2013…)
-I saw an employee of the local Firehouse Subs wearing a shirt which read “STAND BACK 200 FEET” on the back. Sheesh, if it’s gonna give me that much gas perhaps I’ll settle for McDonald’s.
-A few years back I thought of opening a restaurant called Lion Burger. One of the sandwiches was going to be called the Cecil. Guess that’s not such a good idea now.
-Yes, that last one was probably too soon.