An Ode to the Internet
I ignore my job and kidsI even ignore my wifeI have let the internettake over my life
I spend hours every daychecking out new sitesAnd I do it all becausemy real life mega bites!
An Ode to a Dead Cat
I used to have a kitty cathe was my best friendAnd I have been so sadsince he met his end.
I’ll never get anothercomputer in my house.You see, my kitty choked to deathwhen he tried to eat my mouse.
An Ode to Hogwarts
The Hufflepuffs work real hardthe Ravenclaws are smartAnd those bold, brave Gryffindorsare very stout of heart.
The Slytherins are power-hungerand can be awfully rude.Who gives a crap, I just want to seeHermione in the nude!
An Ode to Westeros
Khaleesi, Bran and RickonTyrion, John SnowI wish that George would write the booksbefore they’re done the show.
But I don’t think that’ll happenthat is what I dread.But still I think it’s safe to betthat they all wind up dead!