Fortunately this title can be misleading, even though as a father of many children such painful experiences have occurred. Instead this is a short, silly story of something that happened tonight after my wife went to bed. Although my two oldest daughters are, unfortunately, developing a similar sense of humor has their Dad I still prefer to share “Dad jokes” whenever the two younger daughters are nearby so as not to corrupt their innocence. So, I shared a favorite…
“How many knees does a person have?”
“Two,” my teenagers answered while the littler ones were preoccupied with a video.
“Well, there’s the left knee, the right knee and the hiney!”
After a brief giggle/groan hybrid the fourteen-year-old chimed in, “Some people have a weenie!”
Very good, grasshopper, I have taught you well.